My latest blog perfect for the armchair reader who is looking to explore some of the creepiest, quirkiest and by golly downright curious tidbits of knowledge and weirdness found on the web for the curious bunch all you tumblrs and tumblerettes out there....

You will learn about some of America's most intrguing monsters like Frogmen and Gatormen and Goatmen or read about animals that have stood trial or even Mike, the headless chicken- a bird who for 18 months ran around with his head cut off.

So come step inside the circus tent and discover the weird, strange and unusual things that go bump in the night.

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Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.The robot says, “What will you have?”The guy says, “Martini.”The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”The guy says, “168.”The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.The guy leaves, but he is curious…So he goes back into the bar.The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”The guy says, “Martini.”Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”The guy says, “100.”The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.He goes back into the bar.The robot says, “What will you have?”The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.The robot says, “What will you have?”The guy says, “Martini.”The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”The guy says, “168.”The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious…
So he goes back into the bar.The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”The guy says, “Martini.”Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”The guy says, “100.”The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.The robot says, “What will you have?”The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

— 1 year ago with 10 notes
  1. vietazn reblogged this from weirdscaryandusualstuff and added:
    Definitely made me chortle.
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